By Brent
In mid-February, my parents came down to visit us during our travels. For them, it was a nice chance to see South America and get away from the below-freezing temperatures they've been dealing
with for the last several months. For us, it was a chance to see someone from home for the first time since Christmas.
They came to visit us while we were in Puerto Montt in south-central Chile. It's a small town on the coast (as if there's anywhere else Chilean cities could be) near the island of Chiloe. They arrived late in the day, so Dana and I had to get lunch at a grocery store.
Since there weren't small containers of ice cream and we didn't have a freezer, we were forced to eat half a liter each. Obviously, we had to eat that first so it didn't melt while we were eating the rest of our lunch.
Eventually my parents got there and we went up to the hotel room. The view was alright.
It happened to be the 161st anniversary of the city's founding, which as everyone knows, requires a massive celebration including fireworks, concerts every night for a week, and a parade. Also a large boat sculpture showing how old the city is.
My parents' first experience with South American artisan markets.
Anniversary parade.
In small-town South America, you don't get fighter jets in your parades. You get prop planes. And they pass very high above your city.
There was also an awesome wooden church that was built in the 1800's and somehow hasn't burned down yet. Everything was made from a local tree that is very valuable, including the columns in front of the building. Unfortunately it was locked, so we couldn't go in.
This is where we had lunch.
The grapes weren't very good.
At Tracy's house (see Siempre Verde), we ran into people who impulse-bought a dog in Peru. We bought a boat!
Then we went to a fantastic seafood place that served everything you can think of from the ocean. I had a delicious meal of fish, mussels, calamari, and other unfortunate ocean-dwellers who were now swimming in a wonderful butter sauce.
Dana had a pan-fried salmon fliet surrounded by melted butter, herbs, and calamari. Then she proceeded to do the stereotypical obnoxious teenager thing and take pictures of everyone's food before we could eat.
I don't know what my parents ate, but I'm sure it was fantastic. If anyone reading this ever goes to Puerto Montt and is willing to spend a little money to have a huge plate of delicious seafood, I would highly recommend finding Pa'Mar Adentro.
On the way back to the hotel, we bought a small bottle of liquor made from old milk!
I'm actually quite serious about them using milk for this. There's also a lot of other random stuff in it, like cinnamon, sugar, cloves, saffron, lemons, almonds, and vanilla.
I mentioned there were fireworks celebrating the city's 161st anniversary. Turns out they're pretty cool from the 11th floor!
Unfortunately, the show ended early when one of the barges full of explosives shot one into the water a little too close. For the full story, see the newspaper articles here: Disastre de Fuegos Artificiales en Puerto Montt. No one was hurt, but the barge wasn't so lucky. Thank goodness they were shooting them off in the middle of the bay.
The next day, I took my parents hitchhiking! We were even successful! We got to a pretty cool little park where you had to walk in a ways to get to a big waterfall.
And this:
This statue is apparently quite well-known, if only because it's the first publicly-funded, south-facing, hideous sculpture of two people who clearly do not enjoy each other's company and chose to sit in a very awkward position in South America. What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than by taking advantage of the opportunity to do a Mike and Christina photo?
We took a side trip to the coastal town of Valdivia which just happens to be the brewing captial of Chile. Totally a coincidence...
This is the hotel room where we woke up on February 14th (happy birthday, Lisa):
Apparently, the hotel had rules against having four adults in one room - it had to be two adults and two kids, so they made us move to this room while my parents stayed in the other one. Both rooms were on the same floor with essentially the same view.
This is where we spent the night of February 14th:
Happy Valentine's Day! Pretty romantic, huh?
Valentine's Day dinner!
In Chile, raw octopus is (strangely) considered a delicacy. It's super chewy - you thought it was bad cooked - and if you're not careful when preparing it, you end up biting down on the ink bladder and staining your shirt.
Not really, no one eats raw octopus. That's gross. We didn't even eat this cooked.
After visiting the market, we walked to a large botanic garden. At this clearing, there was another one of the benches that was missing the part where you sit, so I was forced to improvise.
All that walking made us thirsty, so we had to stop at this place. They had a special where the pitchers were cheap, so we had to get two.
For dinner, we went into a random, somewhat sketchy-looking place, where we successfully avoided food poisoning (but definitely not over-eating), and enjoyed fantastic Chilean food. I have no idea what Dana is holding, but apparently she likes it.
We did a fair amount of walking while my parents were here, and it turns out, no one else in all of Chile seems interested in eating blackberries. We did our best to make up for them on our 4-5km walk to Cerveceria Kunstmann.
Had to get a pair of samplers. My mom and I really liked a traditional German lager. Dana and my dad both preferred the hefeweizen.
And another 1.5km brought us to El Duende (The Dwarf) for our third brewery of the day.
The following day we went to the coast to enjoy the beach for a while. Obviously, we had to make sure my parents tried empanadas de horno (baked empanadas instead of fried).
We walked out here to sit down, eat a little, and kill time before we met a friend at Cerveceria Kunstmann. We're in the city of Niebla at this point, very aptly named ("niebla" means "fog" in Spanish).
Then we had to sample Cuello Negro beer. Very good dark beer, and the pale ale was actually pretty good too (most down here aren't even hoppy enough to qualify as English-style pale ales, but this one was great).
The next morning, we went back to Puerto Montt so my parents could catch their flight home and we could get our food and equipment together for our trip to Torres del Paine!
Also, the fireworks barge didn't blow up. If you really thought it had, I would recommend that you don't admit that to anyone.
































































































